From the monthly archives:

April 2010

Defending social media attacks

by nick on April 28, 2010

Nestle are used to their fair share of bad press; students the world over have seen to that. But March 2010 is when they will go into social media case study history.

For anyone who’s not read the full saga, here’s the short version: a video was staged which drew a play on eating Kit-Kat and orangutans’ fingers. Nestle had the video taken down but, of course, it reappeared. They chased it around the ‘net like a drunk trying to bath a cat and made life pretty miserable for themselves by fumbling over logo violations when Greenpeace were organised.

I’m struggling here between ethics and communication tactics. If you make a bad product – deem that as you will – then, with or without a great web interaction, you deserve to be called on it. But, lets assume you aren’t evil personified and you deserve your place in the world of commerce, what do you do when attacked online?

Despite what some experts portray, social media isn’t always a simple mirror, signal, manoeuvre affair. On top of the immense variables, there is the fear of inflaming situations, adding sugar to the fermenting jar that forums and blog comments can become. I don’t believe there is a definitive three, five or ten-point plan. Social media has only one absolute for all organisations: listening. If it’s nothing else for you, it’s an opportunity to listen.

That said, Seth Godin believes he’s got an answer: brands in public. He launched this aggregator back in September last year.

Strangely for a Godin fanboy I wasn’t convinced at launch. And after six months or so I can’t say I’m overly impressed with their client list – no Coke, no Cisco, no Microsoft, all of whom are being critiqued hugely online. If anything, is this not a $400/month garden where a bad ‘vibe’ can grow? From a brand manager’s standpoint, doesn’t she prefer any negatives to be disparate across the web, rather than collate neatly in one screenshot? Of course, the positives mentioned online will also look more powerful together.

Which brings us right back to our variables problem: join in and risk inflaming the situation or enter and solve problems with a swath of your service sword? The trouble is unless the Nestles of the world truly engage (as in adopt some of their philosophies, ecological or otherwise) with the likes of Greenpeace, they’re likely to find hugging a tree has morphed into overtaking a Facebook wall as the militant tool of choice.

But don’t be frozen by fear. The wonderful John Battelle at Federated Media recently wrote, “…all of our customers are already operating in social media. You can’t pretend otherwise. And it’s better to engage, make mistakes, admit those mistakes, and move on, than to not engage at all. I call this “conversational judo,” and suggest we all practice it, daily. Twice on Sunday, perhaps….”

Touché.

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Google Docs hits the turbo

by nick on April 21, 2010

How many Microsoft Office users really exhaust the package, employing it as its designers dreamt they would? Not very many.

How many stretch the package to more than even 25% of its functional capacity? I’d be very surprised if it’s more than one in twenty.

It’s probably about the same ratio as 4×4 owners who’ve actually taken their off-roaders off road and Porsche owners who double-declutch – very slim indeed.

Let’s imagine you’re a newly launched SME with a small office needing to equip four computers. With Office 2007 Small Business costing around £350 for the standard version, you’re down £1,400 before any other costs, like the hardware itself and networking etc. You want to be honourable (and safe) with the licence keys but struggle with the expense.

Well, Google docs is the MX5 (to continue the car metaphor) of the office world: smaller, lighter, more nimble and less bloated on superfluous features. GD is the retractable pencil, not the NASA ballpoint pen – frugal function, not fancy fluff. Until now, I wouldn’t have said GD was an Office killer but the latest feature upgrades this week have me thinking this is a genuine alternative. And the collaboration features are a real boon (work from home and share a file with someone at the office live). Check it out:

BTW: it’s official, Google now counts site speed as a ranking factor.

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An evening with Rene Carayol

by nick on April 16, 2010

I was at a Barclays Springboard event with Rene Carayol this week. You’ll have seen him on the box with his shows, Pay Off Your Mortgage In Two Years, and Mind of a Millionaire.

What charisma! Watching the guy holding the stage he reminded me of the actor, James Earl Jones (voice of Darth Vader, Patriot Games etc).

But Carayol’s career is every bit as impressive as his persona. M&S, then Pepsi and the board of Pizza Hut. His golden moment was at the board of IPC Media as the young, noisy upstart. He soon recommended a management buy out, and convinced the board’s other nine members with his enthusiasm.

To raise the £860 million in capital needed, Rene delivered 72 presentations on five continents in three weeks. The board got their money and a 1% share each. Three years later they made the biggest exit in UK history by selling to AOL Time Warner for £1.1 billion. Unsurprisingly, he had the room’s FULL attention at this point of the story telling.

Couple of nuggets from Rene Carayol and others on the evening:

  • A players are twice as productive as B players;
  • Selling is about building relationships, not making transactions;
  • Hire a great attitude, not just a great skill set [if you can't have both];
  • Those on Facebook and Twitter are three times more likely to experience high growth [I think that’s because of mindset not necessarily the tools employed];
  • Rather than the common cost/investment thoughts, spending needs to pass a ‘value for money test’ (that was from a bank guy);
  • If you are bold you may fail; if you are not bold you WILL fail;
  • Rene’s slides are behind these pages: http://www.carayol.com/toptips/ and http://www.carayol.com/pitchperfect/

I’ve always had a fairly neutral opinion about Barclays, but an excellent event with a chance to hear the thoughts of some of their senior staff has risen them a notch or two in my mind. They did infinitely better on the feel good factor than the Word of Mouth Marketing Association did this week with their robotic cold-calling fiasco.

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Kraft turns tail, MPs tell tales

by nick on April 9, 2010

MPs have published a report this week, from the Business and Enterprise Committee, wagging fingers at Kraft for closing Somerdale after it promised otherwise.

Did anyone old enough to spell ‘business’ actually think Kraft weren’t going to slash costs as quickly as they could? As the song goes, the first cut is the deepest.

Does Mandelson et al actually believe Irene Rosenfeld – Kraft’s iron lady – cares one iota about what they do, let alone think? What possible retribution can they threaten her with? Perhaps they’re angling for an excutive discount at the latest coffee shops in town?

Westminster were stupid enough to believe the American’s rhetoric, now they’re scoring own goals by commissioning a report whose Executive Summary could read, “Hey everyone, we were naive schoolboys. Look at what the nasty business lady did under our noses.”

Mr Cameron has started his election campaign referring to the voting masses with the phrase “the great ignored” (stolen from Nixon’s silent majority). Maybe he was actually referring to the Business and Enterprise Committee.

Did we really need to spend money on this report? What’s the expression, ‘fool me once…?’

Photo is Irene Rosenfeld taken from Kraft’s site.

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Loving the Bing

by nick on April 2, 2010

I have been using more and more of Bing lately because: a) Microsoft c0-sponsor Jason Calacanis’s TWiST show (gotta thank the sponsors, right?) and, B) they’re doing some great, underrated stuff.

Check out this video from TED presented by Blaise Aguera. I know it’s about maps not search but it’s a good barometer of how bleeding edge Microsoft are lately and how they want to stick it to Google.

Take a look at Bing and leave the G thing alone for a week. It’s truly invigorating.

Some links worthy of a click or two:
http://www.bing.com/twitter (a beta look at Twitter integration that’s surely just around the corner)
http://bing.com/maps/explore (the maps link)
http://silverlight.net/getstarted/silverlight-4-beta/#tools (also needed to get maps working

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